意大利式战争

“二战”时期，盟军要实施安奇(🏽)奥登陆计划，迫于对(🕸)一门叫安奇(qí )奥大(dà )炮的超(🎹)级武器的忌惮，要(yào )(🏴)派两个精锐特工去(qù )摧毁(huǐ )(⏬)这门大炮，结果两个(🚤)傻逼被(bèi )派了(le )去，最(🤷)后(🗄)经(jīng )(🛍)过一连串(chuàn )搞笑事件，阴(yīn )(🛹)差阳错的最后完成(🎿)了任务(wù )。　　片(piàn )(🙁)段一：德(dé )国人在(🕕)北非布(🐖)置了(le )一个陷(xiàn )阱，准备了(le )一(🥁)幅(fú )假的防御工事地图(❔)让这二个(🎛)士兵(㊗)带回去。他(🙂)们却阴差阳(🏂)错(🙌)的拿走(zǒu )了真的(de )地(🙀)图，最(⛓)终(🎾)赢得了(🍄)战役。　　片(piàn )段二(èr )(🤲)：他们化(💠)装成管(🏯)道工潜入德军在(zài )意大(🤖)利的司令部，给他们卫生(shēng )间的管道修得乱七八糟(😊)，把将军淋(lín )了个(🐨)落汤鸡。将军去换(🚶)衣服，拉(💯)开(😝)抽屉(🏒)发现一套(tào )新的军服，于是洗头(tóu )洗脸(💏)准(zhǔn )备换上新军服的时候(🏃)闭着(🏴)眼(yǎn )把(bǎ )脸盆(pén )里的脏(zāng )水(shuǐ )倒进抽屉里了(le )（柜(guì )子(⏳)旁边有一(yī )个废(fèi )水桶(tǒng )）。那个将军(jun1 )是最(👚)主要的一个配角(❓)，很有(🕺)意(💑)思。到影片结束前1分(fèn )钟，都(🔮)没有一句台(🍯)词(cí )(🔍)。最后(hòu )说(shuō )了一(yī )句“谢谢”。　　片段三(sān )：德(🛌)军有(yǒu )一门超级(🐇)大炮俯视(shì )着(🍉)联军(jun1 )将要登陆的海滩。这(zhè )二个士(shì )兵居(jū )然(rán )化(huà )(♟)装(🔝)成希(xī )特勒和随从，去视察大(😂)炮，把大炮炸(⛱)掉(🥈)了。　　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time……